Pope-King Joe

DARE promised me free drugs. What a letdown.

hunter2

Lemmy hides it for us. It’s pretty sweet.

Yeah it has this super innovative feature that looks up passwords and hides them for you. Like, my email password is “trumphasamushroompenis” and it hides it. Cool right?

I bet it was “hunter2”.

“hey that’s a book.”

Perhaps, we’ll die?

Like, no shit the plagiarism machine that cannot create anything truly novel and can only regurgitate other people’s already existing work can’t replace professionals. I legitimately hope all of these companies go under.

yay drugs!

No, they tend to be crazy, entitled cunts actually. They ask for military discounts and are convinced their husband’s rank and service somehow extends to them and that makes them worthy of hallowed respect while treating any service worker like absolute garbage.

Once again, this is my experience, and I’ll admit it’s skewed by the fact that I work in retail and have dealt with at least a dozen of these kinds of women over the past two decades.

Yeah for real. My experience is those women tend to be a bit off kilter.

I’ll take what I can get.

I’m surprised no one has said Metallica’s cover of “Turn The Page”. The original Bob Seger version is great, but I feel like James and the boys did it better.