I believe in back left burner supremacy (if you’re right-handed and you don’t want to set fire to your tits)
You disgust me.
The only correct choice is induction lol
I get grumpy when I visit family and have to use a coil or glass top stove.
You can pry my induction stove out of my cold, dead hands.
You must warm a lot of mac and cheese for one while microwaving dino chicken nuggets.
I don’t think that’s a thing outside America… but it certainly cooks a lot of instant noodles and if I’m feeling fancy bolognaise
Some people like their tits hot.

Whoa, a rare IT Crowd reference? It boggles the mind!

That’s the burner I use for slow heating sauces that I dont have to mess with much.
Not all of us have tits large enough for that to be a consideration.
Back left? Fuck! This makes me want to puke! Such sickness! Such depravity!
It’s the boys love burner <3
You people are weird.

