Forklift operator here, it’s all true.

Do they have heroin tho?

Obviously.

That happened in Tucson Arizona homie.

UNObomber? Is that the Mexican knockoff version?

Aint no government app ever going on anything I own. I dont care what government it is either.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

"Dont shine it up at the moon you dipshit! The moons already glowing! Shine the fucker over here! 🤣

Good times lmao.

I guess, if you want to sound like a douchebag when you say it ;)

Youre a JFEG.

The beer is on ice in the bathtub.

Propane is for the weak!

Hey, you asked the question.

Seriously, jeans can go a while between washes, as long as you change your underwear daily.

Which brings us to the next question:

How often do y’all change your underbritches?

Now y’all got me wanting to try it lmao.

I do have an egg steamer, that I similarly thought was for the weak and infirm until I used it. I love that little fucker now. Of course it only cost like 20 bucks… Something that costs hundreds better give me a happy ending after I eat my rice.

How much money and technology is required to cook fucking rice?

Being a stay at home dad was fucking awesome!

I dont respect any abrahamic religion. Look what they have brought to the world.

Zero net benefits my ass! 🖕🏻

Lol, can’t their stomach’s like literally flip upside down and fuck everything up?

Most vegans are to weak to play.