Why is the bed facing into the corner? Why does this bother me?
I see flying spagetti
monsterpastafarian idolBehold mortal! I am the almighty big tittied goth girl.
Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder…
But also an antimagic ray
Hi, OP. Per Rule 4, do you know who the artist is? The signature “DK” isn’t much to go off of. If you can’t find it, that’s okay too, as long as you feel you’ve tried.
Ah, you’re right. I just found the artist and will edit to add his info.
Damn I was hoping that Donkey Kong finally gave up his crippling banana addiction and took up drawing comics.
I was watching GrandPoo Bear play Donkey Kong Country and he made a decent point. How do they keep the bananas from going bad?
Donkey Kong is set in an alternate universe where banana trees reign supreme. No living organisms can consume them, no mould nor bacteria can taint them. They are immortal, unaging. Except monkeys.
Thanks!
I didn’t find this exact image, but this signature is Daniel Kanhai’s.
And whose fault is that God? WHOSE FAULT IS IT?
Whose* (this is intended as constructive criticism)
“Whose” is a stupid word that doesn’t deserve to exist. Anything else possessive the “'s” works, and we all understand “Who’s”.
It’s to distinguish from the contraction that who’s already expands to: “who is”. In this sentence saying “who is” makes no sense.
Anything else possessive the “'s” works
Apostrophe-s isn’t always what you’d use for a possessive.
“Its” is the possessive. I took its temperature.
“It’s” is a contraction of “it is”. It’s cold outside.
Horrors within my comprehension
“Anyway, Kevin - the kid your fiancé is pregnant with is mine, so it’s fine. We’re cool, right Kevin?”
Still more responsible than Zeus
Kevin is smiling, so it doesn’t seem this is a problem. Honestly, a more abstract vision of something that shouldn’t exist would be better than a possessed grandma or a talking dog. That would be disturbing. Best to keep it far outside the uncanny valley.
I also think this isn’t truly God, if it’s thrown off that Kevin has this kind of preferred appearance. It should probably know that.
Well, they didn’t said to be an All-Knowing god though
I mean DnD monster are pretty cool
He’s only a grade 11 bureaucrat.
Especially beholders
Initiative rolls are my happy place
Every morning I wake up and roll for initiative. If it’s under 15 I go back to bed.
That is a fantastic idea. Can we bump it to 18, though?
+3 modifier if your job sucks
I’m sorry for that unfair reaction, Kevin. When you’re eternal it’s actually refreshing to meet an interesting person once in a while.
“Behold!”
