cow utensils
I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Adding this to the playlist: Angine de Poitrine
Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
I call the half spoon half fork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Half spork!
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils
cheaper than I expected
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
these could kill an autistic person
Star Trek flatware.
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
I hope you wouldn’t mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
Sliverware
I want these though
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Don’t Starve’ Maxwell’s cuttlery?
