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minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·3 days agoHe’s got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 days agoSo we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out? I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoMight take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoWorst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
minus-squaremuffedtrims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoIt needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWe dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agodemon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoHe kind of looks like the grinch. The grinch who stole medicine. I can see him driving his van all the way up that hill in the middle of the night and dumping all those syringes off a cliff.
minus-squareAriselas@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoMight be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agodont you mean whale juice/entrails on his head.
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWell they’re dead raccoons. He has a whole roadkill… Thing. And has gone into depth about separating off the penises of raccoons. You think he’s the weird one in this administration?
I, uh… what?
He’s got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
Might take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
demon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.
He kind of looks like the grinch.
The grinch who stole medicine.
I can see him driving his van all the way up that hill in the middle of the night and dumping all those syringes off a cliff.
Might be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation
dont you mean whale juice/entrails on his head.
What in the actual fuck?
Well they’re dead raccoons. He has a whole roadkill… Thing. And has gone into depth about separating off the penises of raccoons.
You think he’s the weird one in this administration?