This should never ever happen unless no one buys anything and everyone spends weeks circling the board. However, income tax undoes about a fifth of all go-passes.

This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

Do I have to get a divorce if it comes out that the answer is no?

I’m a huge lifelong fan of photography!

Goddamn that K looks like an S every time I glance away.

That was a poem for a simpler time.

And now my boss makes a grand
And I don’t see one cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t pay the rent

MEAWHILE

(but yeah, good comic)

Gettin’ rekt by Ned Flanders of all people has to suck.

It’s the best book I won’t read twice.

Holy fuck, the shit that happens in it is insane.

Lately, it’s been the MCON. It’s a little slide-out phone controller that mounts to my phone even when the case is on. So now while I’m on the road to my next photography thing, I’m not just limited to touchscreen games anymore. Working through Control lately!

Honestly, he’s reading it as intensely as she is.

Is this brain that struggles to get through a graphic novel in a week, the same brain that was devouring whole-ass novels daily in my college years? I think so, but oh man it’s not doing so hot anymore. If only I had the dedication of Jucika, to be engaged for more than five minutes.

I’m not debating my right to literally exist with anyone. Fuck right off.

Honestly, Tom Nook is the model of responsible housing stewardship. House for free, bigger house available for a payment with no schedule, assessments, or interest.

If Nook ran housing in our world, there would be no homeless people.

At the far end, elevated to the same height as the shower head. It doesn’t get wet.

And it’s done traditionally to wear a towel over your head as you eat the entire bird, bones at and all, in one bite…

…to hide from God, who knows what you did.

I’m not joking.

And there’s already a towel in the shower!

Wait wait wait, hold on a second, are you explaining to me, how to interact with my own wife? The one I’ve been married to for ten years?

Occasionally I’ll tell my wife thanks for marrying me. I’m a very gratitude-heavy sort of person. If I’m grateful, they’ll know it.

Groverhaus did this before it was cool.