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Hookers and blow
Two chicks at the same time.
Imma thank god for sending me the blessing I’ve been praying for and pick that shit up
If I was a child of god, I’d probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.
but seeing as I’m not a child of god, That I’m just a bog standard decent, normal person, I’d probably turn it in… and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it…Would do wonders towards bills.
I would buy a $5 hot dog.
Obviously going to use that money to put some child touchers in the government, duh
God left that for me
Honestly I’d try to find the owner and secretly hope they’d be grateful enough to give me some of that cash lmao. My mom had her wallet stolen once and whoever stole it took all the cash but left everything else. We found the wallet on our porch the next day. It was weird. The credit cards didn’t even get yoinked
I’ve lost my wallet and had someone return it with all the cash gone, and I’ve done the same with a wallet I found. Call it a finders fee.
The fact that they returned it cards in tact show that they’re at least somewhat of a decent person. Would’ve been easier to take the cash and throw the rest in the trash. Credit card fraud is a whole different crime.
I was thankful to not have to go to the DMV for a new ID and call the bank for new cards (although I probably should’ve anyway), the cash was lost anyway.
Pick up my wallet that I just dropped?
PRAISE JEBUS!
Im actually a child of Fate and Circumstance
There is no fate but what we make
Same with god then
Two chicks at the same time
I’d never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain’t right.
Check for an ID. If there is one, bring it to the address listed. Mail it if it’s not local. If there isn’t one, bring it to the local police station.
And for the record, I’m an atheist.
Fun fact. If you find money or valuables and no way to find the owner. Take it to the police department, and after 3 months or so it becomes your property if no one claims it. At least in the US.
Don’t worry the police department will claim it themselves
Those $3k were selling crack and blow! We’ll take them away
Three Months later:
“Here’s your $20, citizen. Thank you for your honesty.”
If I were in the wallet owner’s position, I’d want to be taught a lesson!
Apparently push the sound icon because why does this image think it should have sound? 🤔
