• A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    If I was a child of god, I’d probably take that money, and buy a baby to rape.

    but seeing as I’m not a child of god, That I’m just a bog standard decent, normal person, I’d probably turn it in… and perhaps be elated if I get the call that no one claimed it after 30 days, so I can have it…Would do wonders towards bills.