I think there was that brief period of interest when Trump turned the White House driveway into a car dealership ad for Elon. But yeah, you’re right. They’re all gas-fueled motorheads.

The portion of my family that voted for it.

Wait… How did he get rid of the negative symbol before his account balance? You can do that?

It’s normal with independently-owned fuel stations. Not so much with corporate chains.

Clone the hard drive and see what happens!

Just placed them in a bowl? Or broke them open and poured all the liquid into the bowl?

You probably shouldn’t consume them now either.

I probably would too but I live kind of close to two Micro Centers. I think they also accept electronics. Best buy is just closer for my e-waste.

I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.

The racist, hillbilly morons who voted for this are not “jet-setters.” They’ve probably never even been on a jet.

Wtf is a White House app good for? Streamlining his mental diahrea into your hands?

Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

I dump all my e-waste at Best Buy. They’re hoping I’ll buy something, but nah.

Exactly. Full-time college itineraries are based roughly on a full-time 40-hour work week. Each credit represents three hours of study time. One in-class and two out of class. A fifteen-credit itinerary should eat up 45 hours of time. Fifteen in class, 30 of independent study.

Is there a way to jump start the mega volcano under the continent? I think we need a reset.

Mostly hookers. But then it caught on with ice cream truck drivers and souvenir salespeople.

I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.

Michael Scott really said that?

Until they finally taste human flesh.

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