I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it’s more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.
I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.
Why -5? This, this is shitposting.
Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.
I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!
She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!
I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.
Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)
Farewell!
With love,
Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom
I love this so much
Goddamn. This is a brutal nailing of an entire class of people. Even though I am way too close to being in it, I cannot but applaud.
Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.
I guess you’re lucky that Catherine is 52?
Who is Catherine? I want to know, in case I have put my foot in my mouth. Cuz I dunno.
The Penguin Which Brings Doom
Clearly that’s what this is:
https://youtu.be/H3dFTuyxG6w?is=-q01tzJx29QEBvG-
Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.
Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it’s more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.
I’m doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.
This is one of my libraries:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
Lol ok you said one funny thing
What
dammit not another whale worshipper :3
Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.
I want pics. Explicit upskirt pics of this struggle.
I also like upskirt, particularly trans upskirt. I love lady dicks dangling under fabric in public!