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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

my own personal Chatgpt

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my own personal Chatgpt

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I’m actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.

    Its a great way to immediately forget what you’re trying to remember.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

    And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

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      I’ve had mixed results with Darth Vader. He’s not the most emotionally available of role model. Although I do agree with his position on small children, they can very be annoying

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      For a second there I thought you mentioned Epstein as someone to admire 💀.

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        Hey now, I know not everyone is a Beatles fan, but you can’t deny Brian played a big part in their success; I think he’d give good advice.

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    schizophrenia gets another prophet

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    Chat, are we cooked?

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    This is some elitist shit!

    Having thoughts in your head and all.

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    I advise you not to do this. To try and replicate ChatGPT in your head will overload your brain. Relax and let the machine do the heavy lifting.

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  • sougstron@lemmy.world
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    Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

  • RichardNixos@lemmy.ml
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    TulpaGPT

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    10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

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      It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire

      I think that’s a very bad sign

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        no i don’t think it’s satire …

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    Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

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      The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.

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        Schrodingers satire?

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      Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.

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        People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me

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      On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it

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      if you can’t tell this is satire you’ve been swallowed by abyss that is lemmy

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        Possibly, but I have met people that stupid.

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        I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don’t think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It’s probably satire, but I wouldn’t bet money on it.

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          I would, but I’d want at least 2:1 odds in my favour to take that bet.

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          ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation

          This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄

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        I didn’t know lemmy is so popular! TIL

      • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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        I don’t think it’s lemmy’s fault at all. There are a lot of people more stupid than that.

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          I would be surprised if the average lemmy user would be more susceptible to it than the average reddit user. I mean the reason we are here is we are at least somewhat more resistant to bullshit on the internet

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        93% of people need it. I didn’t believe it at first, but I eventually had to concede that the sarcasm tag was necessary.

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    we went full circle, people.

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      Somebody’s just reinvented god

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        What, again?
        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    Good on them, assuming they’re serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

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      Well, they did discover thinking, it’s pretty exciting!

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        What ing?

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          Fr, the Pollos Hermanos owner

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            THE CHICKEN BROTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY DID

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging

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