Metostopholes

Space drugs.

Seems more like band names to me… and according to the Encyclopedia Metallum, these are already used:

Stillborn, Aged, Apoplex, Bleeding, Flux, Sores, Burnt, Scalded, Burst, Rupture, Cancer, Wolf, Canker, Cold, Cough, Strangury, Consumption, Convulsion, Starved, Drowned, Executed, Falling Sickness, Fever, Fistula, Gangrene, Gout, Grief, King’s Evil, Lethargie, Spleen, Sciatica, Teeth, Thrush, and Worms

This spring (exact date unknown) will be the 30th anniversary of the original Mr. T Ate My Balls webpage.