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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum

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Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Are Putin’s testicles hiding there?

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    It’s called a “nussy”

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      The feeling when you nut in the nussy.

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    Grab him by the pussy.

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    My president is a giant pussy?!

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    As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don’t think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.

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      Can you start? This is incredibly funny.

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      Fact checking, in my Shitpost community??

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        In this economy?

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        It’s auto-pixelated fact-checking so you can’t actually see it.

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      I wanted one, so thank you. And I’m sorry it doesn’t

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        I didn’t. Please retract this fact, OP.

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        I also don’t believe there is any such thing as auto-mosaic AI either in use on broadcast TV, FWIW, but I can’t prove that.

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          Iirc there’s a deliberate few seconds delay in the broadcast so censors have time to cover things.

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      I’m sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.

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      I could have believed it as an automated system on NHK or something.
      Would be hilarious :D

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    Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.

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      I just wish so hard for it to be true that it clouds my judgement.

      Pixelate the neckgina, do it!

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        I mean, that’s why people believe Newsmax too. It’s not that they’re particularly dumb. It’s that most people prefer confirmation bias to facts.

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    Please be true 🙏

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      he’s a Ballchinian!

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      Hey! That’s illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can’t I blur his orangeness’ penis? Oh it’s one pixel. Yeah, that’s tough. You tried.

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    Thrunt.

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      I thought it was thrussy

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      What a glorious word.

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      Yea, Thrunt is winning so far.

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    Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.

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    Neckussy

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      Jowlgina

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      Guys I’ll take on for the team and fuck it.

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        Ussername checks out. We found the right person for the job.

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      Nunt

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    Nussy.

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    Indeterminant

    https://factually.co/fact-checks/media/trump-tv-japan-porn-censor-ai-pixelates-neck-d1541e

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      Close enough for them, close enough for me

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      It’s a shitpost, so would it be surprising if it was true.

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        are you telling me someone would just go on the internet and make things up?

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          No, bbg, everything on the internet is real.

          Elephant same size as egg, see: 🐘🥚

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            But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?

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              I did.

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                Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?

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                  Nah, where do you think egg whites come from?

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          Yes. His name is Donald J Trump.

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    They have a porn censor AI for their TV? 😂😂

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    Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”

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      I hope i’m able to forget this post, like the sheep did it in the sheep detectives.

      One Two Three

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      He’s the throat GOAT

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        At least Bubba says so

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