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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • Houston, I’ve dropped the stilus! Noise iiiiii

    Eheeeeeh can I go get it? Noise iiiiii

    Negative! That’s a negative young man! You shouldn’t have been playing on it during flight, you dad told you to put it away! You’re supposed to be there in the moment and enjoy the flight and to look back at planet earth as the pale blue ball. Now sit there and wait until the engine stops.


  • Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!

    Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!

    For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!






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    No, but they all do want to sleep with us. Specifically they want our penises inside their vaginas and they want to be swimming in large pools of semen. As I understand. I am not sure about it, I just have a very reliable source. You could say its a hub. I only read it for the articles.