Thick southern accent: “KICK HIS ASS MAH!”

Oh look, the one moment where he doesn’t have “I HAVE SEEN HELL” eyes.

Oh no, that wasn’t towards you, I’m talking about the guy on X. (Which is probably most of them). O just don’t understand the whole Manosphere stuff or things that are adjacent to it.

My bad, have a good one.

Edit: this was directed at the guy on X just to be clear. I suck at this. End edit.

Uggggh why always with the weird hyperfocus on sex? It’s so unnecessarily weird.

Just take care of business in whatever way works for you (consenting adults, that’s the check mark) and move on with your fucking day ffs. And leave other people alone about your weird obsessive hang ups. Jeezes fuck.

Now that I think of it, you might wanna check it out on your own first because it does have some intense and scary scenes iirc.

I imagine a darkened office in the far outreaches of an LG research facility where a hermit lives.

They call him the stain expert. He gazes at this data all day.

This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it?

Disappoint.

I don’t understand this world anymore.

People give a shit about someone’s age? People live in this reality where the passage of time gets measured, and then what? Don’t tell me, it’s gonna be some fkd up sexuality thing again…

I can hear the meeting already “we haven’t gotten onto the ai bandwagon enough yet, clearly we’re gonna miss out on all those profits that are 100% bound to happen (my ai told me so).”

Bravestar, admittedly the series is kinda meh but the movie is a work of art.

Problem is that even in their original context/translations/… it’s still pretty messed up and unnecessarily evil. Or just flat out pointless.

Once you look at it for what it is besides it’s supposed “divine nature” you’re left with an amalgamation of borrowed stories, propaganda and a whole bunch of “I will now declare a thing of great importance, it’s exactly the opposite of what you thought it was…jazzhands “ kind of malarkey.

Love thy neighbour, don’t kill, don’t steal. <= you don’t need that much mystical convoluted text to convey that message. Mister Rogers will do that just fine.

As horrid as this timeline is, holy shit what a cast of comedic characters we’ve been supplied with.

At some point my struggle with the bible culminated in me making my own conclusion away from anyone else: I am done with this god.

The following years I reclaimed my life.

Oh man, I needed that. A good belly shaking laugh.

Is this a vice president kinda thing?

Still it’s got a beak and feathers, therefore it sounds like “Buh-Guck”.

Oh absolutely not, but the USA is without a doubt the silliest one at that.

In most countries political figures are boring by default. Maybe a few outliers but all in all blander than oatmeal with water instead of milk.

Do I even need to start describing the USA?

You guys have fucking wrestling in front of the White House that’s being wrecked to build a ginormous ballroom on top of a “secret” bunker. I could go on for pages but I’m gonna end up in tldr territory very quickly.

(Also, it was just a play on a Monty python quote)

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…

I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.