I gave into this recently, even though I should know better.
I saw many ads for Troll Gummy Pops, a frozen version of their candy, which I think is alright. And I’d just recently had some subpar fruit popsicles that were just OK, but I thought why not, I’ll try something new.
I saw the box at WinCo and it was plastered with ads about something something Xbox, something something Forza. Whatever, so it’s not the generic WinCo brand or the other boring brands I typically get.
Worst case scenario I don’t like it, best case scenario I have a new treat to treat myself to every now and again.
No, the worst case scenario is I’m so off-put by the texture of a gummy popsicle that the texture and experience—paired with the over-the-top sugar, causes me to throw up.
I gave into this recently, even though I should know better.
I saw many ads for Troll Gummy Pops, a frozen version of their candy, which I think is alright. And I’d just recently had some subpar fruit popsicles that were just OK, but I thought why not, I’ll try something new.
I saw the box at WinCo and it was plastered with ads about something something Xbox, something something Forza. Whatever, so it’s not the generic WinCo brand or the other boring brands I typically get.
Worst case scenario I don’t like it, best case scenario I have a new treat to treat myself to every now and again.
No, the worst case scenario is I’m so off-put by the texture of a gummy popsicle that the texture and experience—paired with the over-the-top sugar, causes me to throw up.
Never again.
We bought the one collaborating with World of Warcraft because the villain of this expansion was plastered all over it.
Which was hilarious to all all us transfemme folk. We call it the gockcicle.