• MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    People with those types of weird wingdings, dingbats, dinguses, doohickeys, and thingamabobs crowding their keychains always puzzle me.

    Why not have proper, normal things one would use as key chains? Like:

    • A length of 7 links of cobalt kiln recovery chain you found on the floor of an industrial site.
    • The pin of a fire extinguisher.
    • A 7gb usb flash drive in the shape of a key that used to contain an encyclopedia but that now contains a Linux boot.
    • A heavy-duty rigging hook.
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          2 days ago

          Chances are, the encyclopedia company bought a batch that had bad sectors for this.

          The key contained an ‘update’ to the encyclopedia, probably because it was cheaper than what they did before, which was releasing supplements.
          All the data inside was about 1.7Gb or something like that, the entire encyclopedia in digital form, plus whatever updates they didn’t bother release in paper.

          That encyclopedia was never used, of course. It has always been just a scam on an old lady that ended up becoming decoration, like many other leather-bound books in the house.