Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agowet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down121
arrow-up1152arrow-down1imagewet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 days ago“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoCan’t you just drill a new one?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoWell, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.