I think you can definitely crush some eggs

I love you Mcbludda

Yessir

The only thing they fear is…vermicelli nuts

I’m a somelier of sorts in this particular trade

It means your options have just been limited

It’s yolking time 🥚🔨

Lol you’re right, let me cast a torsion shield spell for you

Just busting your balls bro

Its just physical humor, and the images arent unrelated, in every post so far each character has telekinesis, or the ability to twist your testicle chords on demand, like a samoan playing ukulele

Got carried away, sorry. Its a meme about testicular torsion, which is a very physically painful thing to experience and can happen to any testicle wearer

It’s cable season

You’d be ketchupmayo’ing on the floor bro

Take the water, champ

Yeah, it just, didn’t really hit much of a note for me. I got the same feeling i used to get when I was young and playing make-believe or with toys with my friends, one of our moms would come and break us up so we could go home, so we just rushed the story of whatever we were doing just so we would close things up for the day

i love this template. I just hate the circumstances I know it from

Incredibly cursed ending