rockerface🇺🇦

Don’t even get me started on hipsters

Pegging

Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading

A minimal level of coherency would be nice. Even fairy tales operate within a world with some rules.

It’s bikes all the way down

Not every, but this one is

don’t worry, eyelashes are biodegradable so the old ones have probably already decayed and got reabsorbed into your body :)

You know what they say, can’t play slots without a lever

fatso

projecting much? had too many boot-shaped lollipops?

Me scrolling Lemmy and seeing this post while I track my KFC food delivery

Phallic focus makes the magic flow better, as we all know

To the shaving rant: I’ve eventually bought an electric shaver. No shaving cream needed, easy to store and to wash, no replacement heads needed unless the current one breaks. My skin also gets less irritated from dry shaving.

Listen, buddy, I’ve been doing it for almost 20 years every day, so if I’d gotten addicted I would have noticed.

Cowbee is basically the tankie supreme, yeah. They love China and russia

It’s about hypocrisy of China bootlickers such as you. But I guess if you could understand the difference, you wouldn’t be a bootlicker

“You may shit on the cars, but we do not grant you the rank of borb”

Looking at human rights in russia… doesn’t look too good, chief, not gonna lie. At least China pretends for the media.

The People’s Boot!

Me when whataboutism

I guess we don’t count Xinjiang and Tibet because everyone’s already used to them being part of China