“Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!”
No you fucking didn’t.
At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don’t have to put the fires out.
It’s Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.
What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?
It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!
Well, he is superman, so I’m sure it’ll be fine.
In the words of Captain America:
“Let’s not get carried away. I’ve known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don’t inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I’ve never known a good Nazi.”
imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he’s supposed to be a journalist, right?)
I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.
I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…
Superman is as American as apples.




