This Dread Delicious apple proves that the apple really doesn’t fall too far from the tree, but it does fall into a graveyard of its damned, worm-eaten siblings. Tears add a saltiness to the overall flavor profile that balances the tart. Good luck finding this one in grocery stores though, Charon only delivers from Sept-Oct! A little mealy but overall to die for.
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This Dread Delicious apple proves that the apple really doesn’t fall too far from the tree, but it does fall into a graveyard of its damned, worm-eaten siblings. Tears add a saltiness to the overall flavor profile that balances the tart. Good luck finding this one in grocery stores though, Charon only delivers from Sept-Oct! A little mealy but overall to die for.
81/100
That link was a trip lol
Whoever made this ranking likes their apples with more sugar than I do.