Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1546arrow-down118
arrow-up1528arrow-down1imageBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square87linkfedilink
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up139·2 days agoThe hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
minus-squaretetrachromacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 days agoThen the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?” The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoThe hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
minus-squareWappleFF27@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 days agoA piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.