You’re evil and you’re vile, you’re as green as a crocodile, Mr. SPIIIIII-IIIINCH!

Jk I love spinch, can’t stand letice tho

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Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

I respect the shit out of that! Note added!

Yeah, haha, GOBLIN THAT P-

oop she says she’ll put me in a vile, loathsome cage made of Hateful Iron if I finish that sentence >:(

Do you think the LGBTQ+ community can’t booze cruise?

HOMOPHOBE!

Lame! Get got loud and proud!

Fidget spinner in one hand, road soda in the other, now that’s how to live

You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!

Missed out on calling themselves the Wizard’s Union, smh

Brb!

Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,

Patron is shitty, but Jack is a solid if very basic whiskey.

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Then my eyes can only roll further into the back of my head as this platform degenerates into Q level conspiracies based feelings rather than facts.

Which are… branches of Protestantism!

All those bullets in the people behind him just showed up, too?

“JFK’s head just did that” level of conspiracy ‘thinking’

Which polymarket bet? What is your source?

You’re as bad as a redcap, spreading disinformation because it “wouldn’t surprise you”

OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA