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KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
“welcome! please have a sit”
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
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“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
“come in!”
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
This is my go to
“IT’S NOT FOR SALE”
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
Occupied.
“Come back with a warrant!”
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
Fuq orf am shiten
Occupied
