Turn 451° and walk away.

Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It’d be hard to find a sport that wouldn’t be improved by horses.

Bad archive site. Weaponizes users for DDoS attacks and the owner edits content over a personal grudge.

It’s for Kash and Pete, they’re blacked out too.

Just one little brrrrrt…

Sounds a little like he’s trying to bury a bone.

I love dogs that try to pet you back. Used to know one who would walk up, give you a swipe, and then flop down with his tongue hanging halfway to his ear because then it was his turn for scratches and belly rubs. Master manipulator.

No, it’s a bad-tasting but colorful modeling compound for kids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization_in_English

Nomads. That’s not how apostrophes work.

At least $10.

Cunts*

Good artists copy, great artists steal.

-Me

And then their little sibling in the room next door falls over that evening.

If you decide you don’t want pasta after all, remember to iron the noodles flat so they’ll fit back in the box.

Only fitness I care about is fittin’is entire cake down my gullet.

Title makes me think of Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” (maybe “Toilet-thumping” in this case though).

Looks like something out of a Command and Conquer game.

Typo, they meant discrete.

Stimulation of the pineal gland is commonly accomplished through the third eye.