𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square407linkfedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down18
arrow-up1243arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square407linkfedilink
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·3 months agoI’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·3 months ago«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
minus-squareVenia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoNo, I can tank it. </lotr>
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoElevators just got a lot more stressful
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoIt would be fun to publically count down lol.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoNo good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoA recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid (Me, wheat)
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoDo we get a prize for having the highest number? Asking for a friend
I’m here to toot for the “lifetime farts” number
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«WARNING: FART INCOMING»
MOVE OUT OF THE A.O.E.!!!
No, I can tank it. </lotr>
Elevators just got a lot more stressful
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It would be fun to publically count down lol.
No good, you’ve gotta go by volume. 2,578,016 cubic meters of fart.
A recent number would be more useful; last hour, last day. They might have had a food intolerance in the past which pushed the number stratospheric which they have since learned to avoid
(Me, wheat)
Do we get a prize for having the highest number?
Asking for a friend