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And why was this war started, again?

Renewable energy would remedy much of this situation, but some CEOs somewhere might not be able to afford a fifth superyacht

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I’m still fighting my old company for tax documents that are due in 4 days, and I don’t even live in the US

Why is Houston “hew-stown” while Houston is “house-ton”

Keep a reflective umbrella in the passenger seat. When an asshole with death beams tailgates you, have the passenger open it across the back seats

I’ve only blocked a few people, but I’m quick to tag people as assholes/MAGA

My best pair of sunglasses are a pair of dark lenses with a snake motif that I got at a thrift shop for like $15. Keep them in a glasses case and they won’t get scratched.

Fwiw, if I see someone wearing fancy looking thick black rectangular lenses nowadays I assume they’re a predator thanks to Meta

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J’aime aussi tabarnak mais calise est proche. En español, puta mierda es mi favorita. Y también, porque yo soy Tica, nosotros decimos “mae” mucho (but that’s not a real curse, it just means dude)

High five to n’importe qui me puede entender 🙌🏼

USA (NYC) and Canada (Ontario). I don’t know a single person who owns their home.

I got a tongue split in 2017 so uhh probably that. I have a high pain tolerance.

Unintentional pain, probably the last time I ended up in the ER with severe food poisoning. I had fully emptied my stomach by then but my body kept going. The bile burns your throat and mouth when it gets that far along. It was so painful

I was just watching this one, but I’m performing this week and she’s working on a theater piece

Tattoo

I’m a performer and my partner’s also in the arts, so uhhh, -1 hours

Fwiw, I completely forgot those existed

I plan to book/get a tattoo that reads “I outlived the clown” under a cute clown face. I’m a circus performer so it’ll be a fun talking point

They’re about evenly known in my experience. As an example, Verne is in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen but Wells is not, whereas Wells got a remake of a remake. I like em both. Classic scifi and steampunk nerds certainly know them both

Wells is probably fresher in the general public’s mind because of the War of the Worlds remake

In fairness it’s strong plastic, but I wish they’d used metal. Curse you Timberland!