“can I speak to the money’s manager”
Why Andrew Garfield?
He was Spider-Man
Oh, I see. Carry on.
like, what more reason do you need?
The real Garfield wouldn’t agree to pose for a photoshoot for this post
Garfield was busy
Homemade la-Jon-ya
What if we
kissedwithdrew all our money simultaneously at the bank?You’d have to queue up and wait in turn, when the bank ran out of physical money you would have to come back on a future date
Can I holy the security guards gun?
“What time does the manager walk to his car” is definitely not suspicious at all lol
Go to your bank wearing an N95 mask. Wear a hoodie and put a banana in the front pocket. Keep your hands in your front pocket, grasping the banana. Walk up to the teller and ask them to put $100 in a bag.
In tiny print at the bottom, include your bank account number. After they have a second to look at it, hand them your photo ID.
“So you think you’re safe behind that glass pane? Let’s test that theory.”
For the last one, here’s the reply:
Sure all $6.45 of it.
