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Marathons are a psyop because improving yourself is fucking gay
They don’t live in reality. Or their reality is not everyone else’s is a better way to say it.
My rural ass town with not a sidewalk in site?
Yeah the main road through people do 65 on id fucking get splat.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•love u Switzerland but i’m so much happier since coming to Vietnam, hot weather is the best
6·16 days agoLike if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.
7·16 days agoThank you for the edit.
You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.
Good luck all.
Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…
The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠
Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.
All should know the deep cringe.
Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.
Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You’d call him on it and he’d stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.
He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.
I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.
… The ones they don’t mention
WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???
The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2
Chewy and fuckface in the morning.
My favorite is friends who bullshit and call each other gay. At one point the comedian was that way. He just huffed his own farts so long he liked the smell.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is OverEnglish
1·1 month agoThe human way
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your least favourite thing about the fediverse or lemmy?
3·2 months agoI will follow your example, savvy shit poster
!nwordcount was my favorite
Givers unite.
Mine will start singing at 555. Breakfast is at 6 to 630. If I snap my fingers he’ll run away. Because he knows he’s being a fuck. Get up. Runs under the bed out of reach. Plays chicken. Until you either feed him or throw him out of the room.
A powerlifter who knows power tools.
&
me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.
Looks like I’ll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. 🙃🙃🙃 I’m a dom I swear
I need that shirt.
I’m going to turn my phone off and count the day as a success after seeing this. Thank you


It was the music for me. Got Tumblr vibes comedically which also wasn’t for me but loved the art style and animation.