A firefly came in to the room. She was the first cat that had a chance to actually catch the laser pointer, she hit it, but when she saw it was a living animal she stop fighting it and just watched it with kindness and did not attack it, even when it shined again.
That is some biblical messianic cat.
She has never scratched, or bitten, or even hissed. ever.
She never steals food, left an open tray of sushi on the table overnight and she didn’t to touch it.
She doesn’t throw stuff from shelves.
She is so kind and loving.
I genuinely fear that if she learns that cat food is made from animals she might go vegan.
She only eats from her bowl, she won’t even touch the food that falls out.
And she potty trained herself. I have an automatic litterbox, but sometimes it gets stuck. when that happens she uses the bathtub, which is kind of gross, but literally the easiest place to clean it, just hit it with the shower head and it dissolves into the drain. No idea why she chose it, but it is the most considerate place for her to do her business. She is too good for this world.
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Cause she’s taking care of the poor and the prostitute?
Yes.
A firefly came in to the room. She was the first cat that had a chance to actually catch the laser pointer, she hit it, but when she saw it was a living animal she stop fighting it and just watched it with kindness and did not attack it, even when it shined again.
That is some biblical messianic cat.
She has never scratched, or bitten, or even hissed. ever.
She never steals food, left an open tray of sushi on the table overnight and she didn’t to touch it.
She doesn’t throw stuff from shelves.
She is so kind and loving.
I genuinely fear that if she learns that cat food is made from animals she might go vegan.
Now that you’ve mentioned your cat and talked at lenth about her we need to collect the Cat-Tax! (pictures)
she’s perfect. absolutely the best living creature on earth
Thank you, this brightened my day!
Effty Blesses you.
Beauuuutiful cat. Such a good cat. Cat!
Something’s wrong with your car. Have you tried cleaning the miniature portal to hell in the brain? Those needs maintenance too
I think her’s might be tuned into heaven.
please tell me you haven’t touched it* either. (*meaning, touching it with your mouth)
Threw it out in the morning.
She only eats from her bowl, she won’t even touch the food that falls out.
And she potty trained herself. I have an automatic litterbox, but sometimes it gets stuck. when that happens she uses the bathtub, which is kind of gross, but literally the easiest place to clean it, just hit it with the shower head and it dissolves into the drain. No idea why she chose it, but it is the most considerate place for her to do her business. She is too good for this world.
The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.