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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad

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      He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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        Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

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          Even they wouldn’t want him.

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            He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.

            Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.

            green coat lady can't stand the smell after Trump defecates himself in the oval office

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        …after prolonged sexual activity with aliens…

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      Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

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      The aliens took him to epstein’s island.

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