Bet it can still set itself on fire though.

Looser regulations.

But loser regulations on quite a lot of things too.

Carry on.

There’s a great episode of The Crown that sums it up for me. Prince Phillip is overly excited to meet the astronauts from Apollo 11 during their royal visit and prepares a lot of deep and philosophical questions for them to discuss. However upon meeting them he is bitterly disappointed to find they are just normal humans that find fart jokes funny.

Never meet your heroes means exactly this: you will come to realise the person you look up to and hold in high esteem is just another person with typical person problems, if not have other character traits you despise. They’ve done something you find admirable, that’s great! But leave the relationship there.

You don’t serve the food before people are seated you uncouth lout!

Who has two thumbs and didn’t go to finishing school? This guy!

Isreal and US have sunk to a point where Iran looks good by comparison.

Ali Babba?

This. If she knew how to use her equipment and bothered to learn Morse Code, the best fail-safe of the time, she would have probably been fine. Instead she made a heap of stupid mistakes that cost her life.

Captain Planet!

I think there’s a lot of “dare you to eat that” in food history.

No. Biscuit literally means “twice baked”.

Ahhh, so similar to Facebook then. I don’t bother with that site either.

They’ve gotta know if you’re fuckable.

Ahhh, the good ol’ cut off your nose to spite your face. Instead of finding another product to fit their niche use case, they throw all the toys out of the bath tub and have a cry.

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

[WhiteDate had] A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia

Lol. I like this Martha Root, I wish her many more happy hacking years.