Some places the cat has 6 lives. In Canada the cat has 12 lives, each life is represented by an easter egg because the Canadian easter bunny is a cat. A cat named bunny.

Hell, I’d teach for free if I didn’t have to worry about rent.

Now I’m imagining him putting his finger on her forehead and physically trying to swipe her out of his life.

It’s too late to swipe left.

It’s probably a magazine that’s associated with some kind of clothing store. It says on the cover that the articles in the magazine are for sale in the store.

1. ケチャップをよこせ！
2. ケチャップをくれよ！
3. ケチャップを、今すぐ！
4. ケチャップがどうしても必要だ！
5. ケチャップをくれ、さもないと殺すぞ！
6. ケチャップ野郎は誰だ？ケチャップを持ってこい！
7. ケチャップが出るまであと３秒。その後、クソ野郎どもを殺し始めるぞ！
8. お前は私のケチャップ奴隷だ。今すぐケチャップをくれ、さもないとお前の家族を殺すぞ。お願いします。

Using 私 in example 8 instead of オレ様 might look like a mistake but you have to understand that this is formal Japanese. In these sorts of situations everyone is armed to the teeth and one wrong word can lead to a massacre.

One time while attending a nomikai I drank before my senior and was beaten within an inch of my life. As they were about to finish me off with a rocket launcher my senpai swallowed a grenade on my behalf, excused himself and blew up outside the izakaya, this was fortunately enough for the senior to spare my life.

I am forever indebted to Suzuki-san for his noble sacrifice. Please use the above phrases well and you might survive and even thrive in Japan.

I’m writing this message from my hospital bed where I am waiting to have 50 chopsticks removed from my rectum (unrelated incident). Thank you again, Suzuki-san. I know you are watching over me from above in heaven.

Now I’m wondering how they make money to buy pizzas

The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?

Bruh, America was fucked from the start. Let’s not forget what they did to Native Americans. The Nazi’s weren’t being taken in, they were coming home.

“The trajectory of your ship has changed because a critical windows update rebooted your ship during launch. You are now heading directly into the sun. Press the task bar for a list of AI suggested solutions.”

-Ground control

We didn’t even have hay bales, we would just set each other on fire.

I’m twelve and going through puberty and struggling to find a community and understand the other sex. My parents don’t pay much attention to me and I’m not doing very well in school. Most of my ideas about masculinity come from clips from tv shows I saw on tiktok and various youtubers.

I’m being downvoted because of my somewhat troubling comments and instead of getting the help I need I’m driven further down the alt-right pipeline and become more alienated. Soon I’ll leave reddit and move to 4chan or some weird discord.

I’ll continue to become more radicalized until I finally break and commit some horrible crime. See you on the news in about five years!

Bee Joe Rogan is going hard on ivermectin

I doxxed you by accident

Maybe a nice frockcoat with a neckcloth, a frilly jabot and some breeches with folded stocks. For a more modern look you can combine the frockcoat with some cargo shorts. As for shoes I’d recommend some brightly colored brockcades with a nice buckle.

A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I’d recommend riding boots.

You’re wrong, this is obviously a reference to Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew. In act 2, Scene 1 Petruchio says to Katherine: “Who knows where a wasp does wear his sting - In his tail.” After a back and forth Petruchio says: “What, with my tongue in your tail! Nay, come again, Good Kate, I am a gentleman.” This comic clearly swaps the roles of Petruchio and Katherine to say something very profound about our society, definitely not a dumb horny comic

You’re out here fighting very strange battles, I hope you can find some sort of happiness in your sad life.

I can’t wait for New York guy to meet LA guy, it’s gonna be crazy

I feel like I just sat down next to you in a seedy bar. Thanks for sharing