This is the only time I want an image to be AI.

Needs a log scale x-axis

Well, yes, but also the lowest-paid.

It’s called beef tartare and it’s a delicacy.

Obligatory: https://perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com/

Thank you!

Huh, my computer doesn’t seem to be affected.

I’m using Arch, btw.

Now I gotta read the rest of this story.

I’m so glad they stopped at T2 and didn’t ruin it by making a bunch of increasingly ridiculous sequels and TV shows.

It’s not like I had a chance anyway.

This is the opposite of a Trump Laptop. It should be gaudy and useless, instead it’s rough but probably functional.

I need your clothes, your boots, and your kart.

Now there’s a sentence I wish I could un-read.

It’s hard to hear what Microsoft is saying over the sound of my 15 year-old printers running on CUPS.

Fun fact: this is where the “banana connector” came from. Before copper was discovered, early humans used bananas for all their audio connections. The name stuck, even though wires are made of metal today.