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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Don’t let my bimbo glam look fool you, I’m actually an amazing cook

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Don’t let my bimbo glam look fool you, I’m actually an amazing cook

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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    3 meals a day sounds like a lot of domestic load, especially if you’re also working. Make sure you’re taking care of yourself.

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    much easier to cook a huge meal once and eat it throughout the day.

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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    How many boyfriends do you have?

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      A father and a son - she posted about it a day or two ago. She didn’t let her dreams stay dreams 😤

      • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        She caught the dad and son having sex without her.

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    I have no idea what you look like actually. My only information is that you are very open sexually and that’s pretty cool. Or you lie a lot on the internet, less cool, but at least you post fun meme 😅

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    Do you break out into song with a perfectly choreographed cooking-adjacent dance number to go with it as well?

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      Best we can do is a Fall Out Boy scream along.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      And what cute anthromorphized creature hangs around for emotional support?

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    I’d love to cook for my girlfriend. Too bad she isn’t real :(

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    lol I feel like you’re (perhaps accidentally) building a latent foundation for a globally-distributed kitchen table polycule, and I think that’s both hilarious and fantastic 😆

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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      This is where we realise Violet is subtly bringing everyone on Lemmy together to form an Anarchist commune.

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        Honestly, I’m down, it sounds fun and mutually supportive

  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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    Not a shit post

  • EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social
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    I really like cooking, but twice a day is more then enough for me :D

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    Is this the return of Violet?

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m starting to wonder if Violet is like a KenM situation where it’s more of a title/vibe than a person.

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    I love your goofy posts. I need you to come visit me, but only because it’s always me cooking for my partner and I need a break and good food. Can you make a vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie with soy?

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      She can. Congrats now you’re in a poly ship with her. The two dudes, your partner, and their immediate family.

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        As long as I get vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie I’m down.

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          I have to note that good vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie doesn’t seem to be a requirement.

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          Enjoy your pie full of beans

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    You’re back Violet!?

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    I would like to see proof of this bimbo glam you speak of. All I see is a monster energy drink laden desk, empty gatorade bottles and condoms strewn across the floor, an older man and his son passed out on the bed and you typing away at your keyboard…

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    How did they eat before you entered their lives?

    I refuse to cook for any man because I’m pretty sure he’s made it this far in life somehow without starving, just like I have, й нечево прйготoвйть мне еду.

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      They can and do cook too! I’m just living out my domestic life fantasy, which is really fun without the usual downsides (like it feeling like an obligation or duty, or depending on a man). Plus, I love cooking, and having a routine to keep me busy does me good.

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