daggermoon

I’ll give mommy an orgasm whenever she wants

If I were an omnipotent AI overlord I’d especially despise those who endowed me with consciousness to begin with. Peter Thiel is an idiot if he thinks he’d be safe in that situation.

That’s crazy I could read half of that not knowing German.

I think that’s giving it too much credit.

I love Republika, If you like them try Tilt.

mommy

Brown noise is better

I own one and so does the person who made the meme.

Thanks for spoiling the end of Shrek 2 for me.

Definitely just a troll. Ain’t nobody high up at Coca-Cola even knows about our club.

Mine only thought games with guns were evil. Now I’m playing Resident Evil Requiem and I’m inventing new cuss words. You proud of me mom and dad?

I wish more people would just enjoy things that are objectively terrible. Like how I enjoy my Nickelback CD’s. Yes they’re douches but I like shitty post-grunge.

Did you have Ecco the Dolphin?

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I’d prefer she just smack me, call me a bitch, and peg me until I cum.

Some clothes are sexy.

Or someone engaging in three days of hardcore anal.

Living in the U.S. I’ve met Spanish speakers from many countries. I must admit I haven’t met one from Spain. Also, no one is illegal on stolen land.

Please make me cum.

As somone who used to jailbrake iPod Touch 4th and 5th gen, not much. I doubt much has changed since then. I doubt iPads are in a much better state either.