Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I’m too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that’s telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

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    29 days ago

    Just say you have adhd or some other ailment and require a lot of meds. For most of you that’s probably true. Hell, my medication pile is bigger than my meals.

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        “They will waive that if they have to”

        “If”

        “they have to”

        The further down you are on the list the less likely they’ll need you… and the more time you have to visit you’re cousin overseas if it starts looking to hot outside… in Minecraft of course.

        The second thing is rfk can get rid of whatever he wants but people are going to need that thing still. He can ban heart medicine but when a recruiter asks about your health you can still bring up your are supposed to be on medicine and you can’t function without it.

        The heart condition excludes you regardless… or… moves you down the list and you have more time to play Minecraft before you have to go visit that cousin of yours.

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            Good luck getting us to work effectively lol

            That’s rfk just being stupid. He doesn’t have that kind of power.

            Also that’s a massive swath of the population it’s not that easy. It would take a lot of time and resources. Which gives me time to go see my cousins.

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                I get what you’re saying and to put away all the jokes….

                Yes it would be exactly the goal because of capitalism. The camps would be private owned (probably by trump)

                They would have very short food and a high workload.

                It’s not dub dub dos. Labor camps won’t be death camps but they will be work you to death camps. Privately owned slavery.

                People with adhd work well in groups… but a group of 200 all with adhd… you aren’t going to get a lot done.

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        27 days ago

        I admit it’s a very big problem. I once heard of a guy eating a head of lettuce at his sink while pouring ranch on it.

        That’s funny in a depressing way. Single guy eating lettuce over sink. Now that seems like it’s going to be all of us really soon. “There’s no water so we all have to eat over b the sink because we can’t use dishes and all we could afford at the grocery was these potatoes and some garlic spray. Be careful children the potatoes is hot and you have to use your hands to eat it”

        Sorry I’m kind of a pessimistic person right now lol