What’s the white smear
Dinner? Isn’t that dessert?
Kill it with fire!
No! One fire won’t be hot enough! Throw that fire into another fire, then kill it with the double fire!
Or throw it ito the sun!
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Rare case where I hope it’s AI because I want that not to be real

I am Uncomfortable
If it wasnt for taskmaster or the big quiz i wouldnt know who that was.
Blobby is fucking terrifyingYoure lucky. I was subjected to him from an early age. Gave me straight up nightmares.
I feel sorry for you ( and other uk childeren )
While the chances are much lower in the modern era, there’s still a non-zero chance of Mr Blobby appearing anywhere in the UK at any time.
Jack Whitehall’s reaction when he came out is one of the greatest moments in television.
It’s even weirder in video. The sounds it makes are wild.
you should listen to his Christmas song.
Are you gonna put that fleshlight in the oven?
Not while I’m using it. Although…
Unpost it.
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be sweet bread or a poverty beef wellington made from bologna.
Thomas the train engine would like to have a word…
Like, why no train wheels? 🤔
Blobbyland video.
Bonus beans tin near the end (since that’s a thing again).
Please tell me what this food product is it is making me uncomfortable
This kinda makes it look like Mr Blobby is a shapeshifting enigma like Mischief in Umami.














