If this pace doesn’t serve deep dried racoon dicks, I’m outta here. I’m tired of not having my coon dicks, this is bullshit.

Fucking secretary of health and I can’t even get one god damn fried coon dick around here, what the fuck? You work hard, all your life, hoping one day to be able to kick back and enjoy life’s simple pleasures once in a while, but look around and not a racoon dick to be found.

FUCK!