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Yeah I mean it writes itself. Who wouldn’t want to see grown up Kevin take a paint can to the face?
The best sequel idea I heard was that Kevin is grown up, down on his luck, maybe does a stint in jail, and he seeks out Harry and Marv to put the Wet Bandits back together with him as the third member, then they target a house with a kid like him in it.
I still do this occasionally lol. I also say “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK” in professional settings a little too much.
Bit dated, but some of my finest work, if I may say so.

Oh shit I wasn’t paying attention it’s not Emma Vigeland my bad. But yes Emma V is awesome.
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Hack! J’accuse!
Gates9@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Strange things are afoot at the Walter ReedEnglish
55·20 days ago
It took a depression to get people’s asses in gear last time
Gates9@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky — for everyone on EarthEnglish
51·30 days agoWe’re creating our own “Mini Kuiper Belt”. By the time we’re ready to make interplanetary space travel a practical thing (intriguing but doubtful given present circumstances and trajectory) there will be so much space shit that it’ll be as dangerous as trying to land a plane in the United States today!
They put ICE in the airports, they’re sending them to polling places, they bought the voting machines. Soon there will be a critical mass of people who have nothing left to lose. A Constitutional crisis and a confrontation between the civilian population and the fascist uniparty regime like nothing we’ve ever seen in modern times is imminent.
Don’t forget, this is a bipartisan effort that has been planned continuously for decades, with constant escalation. It’s kind of funny that Trump fucked up a war the MIC has been planning for that long, I dare say fortuitous for all parties, but we can’t lose track of the fact that the Democrats are running “block tackle” for republicans on the war powers resolution, and that ALL of the war mongering taking place has the ultimate goal of confronting China.
The uniparty is real. The ratchet effect is real. The “deep state” IS real.
See:
https://resistir.info/livros/rebuilding_americas_defenses.pdf
https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/06_iran_strategy.pdf
https://archive.org/details/gov.gpo.fdsys.CHRG-111shrg52971
And all deliberately incompetent things Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, et al have been saying. Fucking traitors.
Gates9@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might as well bring it full circleEnglish
4·1 month agoLookit Atticus Finch over here

Gates9@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might as well bring it full circleEnglish
7·1 month agoThey don’t call it the oldest trade in the world for nothing
Wait, and then the sign just, “fell” on him?
3 seconds is my cutoff for shitposting


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