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    3 days ago

    Nah, I can’t afford that stuff. I live in the US. I figure that I was already slowly dying anyway, since that’s sort of the plan we’re all born with, and it’s far cheaper to just carry on with the plan. Plus it feels even more not worth it after the fact.

    Me: I might have been pooing blood.
    Dr. Did you stop?
    Me: Yes.
    Dr: Good, stay stopped. That will be $18,000, cash only.