• RetroGoblet79@eviltoast.orgOP
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    If professionals are winning tournaments and then going back to their massive salary, then what am I doing with my life?!

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Go ahead and bump “Doctor” a little further down on your resume, home dog. You have a new title to show off

  • EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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    The result gave lloD his first major title more than two decades after he began competing. It was also the first time a Peach player had won a Melee major since Armada claimed Super Smash Con in 2018.

    So close, damn it.

    I hope Dr. lloD respects their moral obligation to crush people - at least in casual games - while playing as “Dr Mario”.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    orthopedic surgery resident

    “There’s a promising new procedure for treatment of genu varum.”

    “Great. When do we start?”

    “FALCON PONCH!!!”