• RedMari@reddthat.com
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        What’s wrong with him? Asking honestly as a young person who only knows him from Wayne’s World

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          It’s a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now.

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              What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn’t respond to anything. We also know that “they found him” in that state …no breathing and no heartbeat. So it’s safe to assume that he’s basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful.