I mean… I feel like a Keurig is an indicator of deep, deep self loathing. if Schopenhauer taught us that life is suffering, then I imagine it’s exactly that kind of self loathing that makes you accept that whatever colour fluid that machine is pissing out as coffee

Yeah, me too…

But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on…

So what if there’s a couple of Jordan Peterson’s or Justin Bieber’s…

Imagine …

And a free download code for little big planet

Bitch, how you gonna ask me for age verification when the account itself is 18+ years old??

Why not both?

Not much, what’s ligma wit you?

WAG

Okay but what’s the risk if the cccp will find out I can’t write a fucking yaml for the life of me?

I trust Chinese firms more than American ones…

If I’m going to ask for ai help because I don’t know how to do basic coding, I’m asking deepseek instead of clammy sam Altman bot

Counterpoint: my school had old and outdated shit… So it’s not like that was the state of contemporary computing by the time it landed in our district/classrooms

The byd has its own robot vacuum cleaner that cleans up between drives…

good luck, this is like trying to convince a heroin addict to quit because it’s bad for them…

social media algorithms are too good, they are too enticing. They have turned distraction into a multi-trillion dollar industry, and they are impacting every single one of our lives whether we are even on the platform or not

another tiger woods post?

So they can charge you to do it on your phone…

There is no way this thin skinned little bitch would be able to sit for a tattoo! He would be all bluster and bravado and piss himself the instant he even saw a needle

3-2-1 homie…

… And nothing of value was lost?

tl;dr

Just stay off social media…