Some people would stand for that sort of thing but frankly I can’t imagine why…

Occam’s razor probably points to having access to graph paper in school and connecting corners.

Why an S?

That all has to do with Cthulu as S is widely known as his favorite letter.

Ghosts, no way.

Goblins on the other hand…

Never pass up the opportunity to pee.

And

If a restaurant serves breakfast all day, that’s what you should order.

–My dad

Also,

Dont cheap out on anything that keeps you off the ground. (Tires, shoes, mattress etc)