Somewhat phallic object looking like it’s about to enter some sort of cavity

I see it now, but I do think you’re both high and a pervert

Nothing wrong with either, I just don’t think the format or the drugs served your meme well. Keep glistening on, you crazy chicken

Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome

God the age of this is older than some Lemmy users and it’s no less funny

“Guys, I gotta take a HUGE shit. Also, I might be a while because I’ll be furiously masturbating.”

bless his coming and his going

I mean did you even hear all the things she said?

I can’t do that, but I’ll put on a little red had and dance around

I mean all you really need is two butt cheeks and a tight pair of shorts. The comments will come

what kind of jelly supremacist bullshit do you have to be on to merit this

Do not ask for which goon the goon goons for, it goons for thee

try your own feet first but then swallow

who’s more fool, the poster who posts gooner bait, or the gooner that goons to it?

Wait isn’t he 50? I’m gonna need a sugar somebody soon because my retirement plan right now is freedom 95

Go nuclear. DOES SHE HAVE A GRANDFATHER

Great, that means were gonna fight mecha hitler in the 2040s

Nah youre right it was the wrong term

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more thoughts for me then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

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