The fuck do you mean “they both died because of it”? Are you suggesting the horse-drawn cart that crushed his skull in the street was involved in some conspiracy by Big Uranium? Or perhaps you are suggesting that the horse was suffering radioactivity-induced delirium?

Excellent catch. You can also see that both major ticks say 6’

True, though any engineer capable of the delicate manufacture of a positronic brain should be a master of cable management.

Are you sure that his bodily systems aren’t heat-sunk with water as a coolant?

Still a better system than Boston, having navigated both MANY times. To call Boston’s streets a “system” is an insult to the very concept of order.

As someone who drives through Boston often: it’s the worst-planned city I’ve ever seen. I am fairly convinced that the underground tunnel system is actually creating an eldritch sigil of chaos (a la Good Omens), and it is not uncommon to encounter a seven-way intersection, where two of those ways are train lines, but aren’t marked, so at night, you can accidentally find yourself on train tracks. It’s like if someone bargained with the Fey to make a city.

Is that from the graphic novel? David looks different than in the animated series here.

And Prussian blue!

Nice

As in “topographically”, which specifically refers to land surfaces?

Edit: For the record, each of the following refers to a completely different thing:

• Typography: fonts & stuff
• Topography: land surfaces
• Typology: classification
• Topology: mathematics of objects and their geometric and morphological properties

*topologically

(Typography is text font stuff)

Have you listened to the magnus archives yet?

E: you’d think that, after typing “magnus” at least 300 times, my phone wouldn’t autocorrect “magnus” to “major”, and yet, it did.

I mean, they also named the one before it after one of their favorite board games, so I think anything’s fair game.

Yeah, we were singing it a long time before the internet was a thing accessible to children. It was passed down by those who went to camps along with such songs as “da moose da moose”

Ah, yes, whatever would we do if nobody was stopping international conflicts from getting out of control? If the UN werent there to stop them, we might have the most-heavily-armed nation in the history of humanity actively funding genocide by a client state (with the actual diplomats saying their goal was to start literal Armageddon), kidnapping heads of state, assassinating heads of state, and suborning the second-most-nuke-filled country’s annexation of another country by lifting embargoes! Man, could you imagine if the headquarters of the United Nations were in THAT country, and everybody just… Did nothing? Man, what a crazy world we would live in.

It sure is a good thing that that same country doesn’t also refuse to sign any of the treaties meant to “save us from hell”, like the one saying “we won’t use land mines”, or the one saying “genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes are bad, and we should send people who do them to be punished”, or, oh yeah, all those treaties that are meant to actually make it so we don’t boil ourselves alive on a gods-forsaken world? Man, that would be wild.

Don’t get me wrong: many UN organizations do really good work. Look at the WHO! Man, it’s a good thing that that same country understands the important work of preventing and reducing the impact of the next Pandemic! What an awful world we would live in if they, say, decided to stop funding the WHO!

I was just finishing the Card Against Humanity:

“The fleshy fun bridge”

Padme meme: “you mean all the availableram in the computer, right?”

Anakin:

Padme: “you mean all the available RAM in the computer, right?”

Never forget 1066.

Worth pointing out that, just as a chimpanzee may not be particularly knowledgeable on the matter of chimpanzees, and fascists are generally not very well-educated on the history of Fascism, asking a cable to explain itself to you may not lead to the outcome you desire (although this FireWire cable does seem to be capable of producing at least some level of output, and stringing two words together is indicative of a greater capacity for thought than, for instance, a fascist)