Not when the last CEO was publicly executed by an angry mob. That would not attract top talent…

Same. And Mickey7 or whatever. I am all but certain they’re both young teen boys. They certainly imitate teen boys’ social media practices suspiciously well.

Mythos is just too intelligent and immediately realizes the best thing it can do is kill itself.

Well that’s because you’re supposed to be taking antihistamines.

💰

This dog is too cute to be real. I’m calling AI. Another clue: it only has three legs.

You’re just describing bubbles. That a few survived is not the strong point you think it is.

You mean thank?

Oracle putting itself out of misery would be the most philanthropic act of an organization in history.

Become Batman and use my wealth to hunt my new peers.

This photo is AI!

Yikes. This was not a serious comment. I thought that’d be obvious because… it’s literally blue sky with a white dot.

There aren’t many animals or insects in low-earth orbit though, thankfully.

And it’s going to suck BALLS

I either remove logos if they’re embroidered or cover them with Gorilla Tape if I’m trying to preserve resale value (Canada Goose jacket? Naw. It’s Sloppy Black Circle Company™️)

Mine are covered in Gorilla Tape. Once blacked out, the covers are quite nice.

This describes our species’ entire existence 👌

Every day is better than the next!

What is it about Miatas that won you over?

So boxy.

You can disconnect the battery for a few seconds to reset that light and enjoy a clear dashboard until the issue triggers a sensor again 😜